Drugan,
I am posting this publicily because I want everyone
to know what you are my favourite Troll in all of
Sapience. I wish to be your mentor, if you would have
me, and a god would give me the test. Also, I like the way
you talk, just let me know about the next person who
talks badly about your dialect, they will regret it. I will
not allow members of my guild and yours talk bad about a
fellow guildmate. I took you off of probation as soon as I
saw your petition, I didn't even ask for opinions before I
did it, I like you that much. No matter what anyone thinks,
and no matter what anyone does, I will always be your friend.
Even if the great Logos himself disfavoured me forever, my
friendship is yours. I will also be honoured to forge your
field plate armour, for less that any store you would find.
If you EVER need anything Drugan, come to me and I will do my
best to provide it, and If I cannot then there are other means
I am sure. You, Drugan are my guildmate, but I am proud to call
you friend.
Very Truly Yours,
-Mythical Knight Caerid, Shrinemaster

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Mayan, in the year 236 AF.