Dear King Lie-Seat:

Do you believe in determinative nomenclature? Because it seems like you, who would seat himself on a throne of lies, has lived up to his name!

It is very darling of you to return from your wandering and plant yourself upon an imaginary throne. Alas, I must spoil your fantasy: Hashan has no kings, nor queens, since our ruler is a Seneschal! We are not ruled by a "Royal Court," no matter how pretty the phrase looks in your proclamation. Almost as pretty as I am cute!

A Seneschal's title is earned, not invented to satisfy a wandering claimant's ego. You speak of chaos and anarchy, but it seems you have confused your own theatrics with the reality of Hashan's governance.

So do forgive us if we fail to curtsey or kneel. If you insist on playing royalty, perhaps you should buy yourself a paper crown and a toy scepter - they would suit the performance admirably.

If this is some grand joke, speaking as a representative of the Carnivalis Institute, I must say it's not very well done. But we are willing to school you! Do let us know!

-Molli Blackrose

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Ero, in the year 984 AF.