You Grubby, Stupid, Little, Bastard:

Any sensible person would keep their gold within a bank, or at least a rucksack on their person. Novices of the realm are taught fund management techniques more advanced than you -- furthermore, I did not see your name upon the pot, and it's well understood within these realms that one lacks the right to retribution over goods left on the ground.

You have disrupted my rituals, interrupted audiences with Gods, shanked me and my friends repeatedly over approximately 3500 gold. I have killed you numberless of times for trying to murder me while I am otherwise engaged, probably netting me another 15k. You should probably learn to cut your losses, because I have already reached out to the Den of the Quisalis to put this money of yours to good use hunting your head. Quit while you are behind, little man.

Theosis

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Valnuary, in the year 983 AF.