Oh goodie, another one.
I shall make a quick point here, take note of it, it might save you red
faces and such later.
Not all thieves are mhaldorian.. now, I know this may come as a shock to
you, I mean, heck, it surprised me too when I looked around and saw a
collection of Hashani and Ashtani thieves off plying their trade and
causing mischief, bless 'em.

Another point. This is old news. A few years back, a lovely child, much
like you, eager, wet behind the ears, a little dumb. Collected a lot of
money from well wishers and founded a clan with the purpose of this..
white hand thing you're trying to create. A little while later, having
been robbed repeatedly and kindly gathering a large selection of easily
robbed targets into one list for us, she vanished, taking clan and gold
with her.

Houses in the world already have anti theft lessons, they already have
thief hunters, heck, many is the day I have sprinted across sapience
being chased by axe wielding nutters trying to remove my ill-gotten
gains, and probably my head.
There are already Champions that one can hire to hunt and kill the
thieves who robbed you, I'm sure the Assassins and Champions in the
world are peering at you with as much amusement as I am that you're
trying to found something that already exists. I'm sure in the future
you will look back on all this, when you're an ancient sat infront of
the fire perhaps, and whink.. well, wasn't I silly.
Some of us won't wait till you're old and grey to look at you with
similar thoughts in our heads, do forgive us if we think it already.

You seem to also be wanting people to donate enough money to buy
artifacts that can be shared about your group of fellow idiots. Tell me,
will these artifacts be bought by you and in your name, or will you buy
them for the people in question. Because this sounds like the best scam
in the world! I salute you, one thief to another for your idea, and wish
I had thought of it. Heck, if I had thought of it when I was your age, I
would have twice as many artifacts as I already do!

I'm quite confused by one of your sentences though.. 'The principle of
ultimate good and the defense of the helpless and set up a lawful House
within the laws of the realm. This would include stripping of
selfishness' Bad grammar aside, what you're saying is.. Good guys in
this little house of yours will be able to strip selfishness? Something
that the myriad of thieves scattered about the realm would kill their
mothers to be able to do? (sorry mum) Gosh, where do I sign up! This
sounds like an even better scam! ' as well distributing goods which are
stolen to the poor and those who need them.' Yay! I do that too, yes,
yes, I don't rob for my own gain, I steal from the rich to give to the
poor.. hell, I'll chant any company line I have to if I get to strip
selfishness.

Talking of bad grammar, I suggest you either fire your scribe, or read
what you write in future. I know I tried, but I can feel my brain
twitching slightly as I read this idiocy.

Go in faith little one, and I shall let ya know here, I'm going to give
a credit to each thief that robs you. Because I like to do my part in
sharing the wealth.


Katia Le'Murzen

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Glacian, in the year 443 AF.