Dear mortals,

Time and time again I have cast My eyes over the public posts, hoping to
catch some witty, important or interesting posts from the population.
Instead, I am constantly barraged by the same people wittering on about
this darken-wood.

The matter is extremely clear to Me, quotes and etcetera aside. Uncle
Twilight owns the forest itself. He created it, it is His forest. Lady
Gaia is gone, She is not about to return, ever. This bullying, sniping
and wittering is getting nobody anywhere. These treaties that are drawn
up are constantly rejected regarding who owns the wood and who has
jurisdiction.

How about, and I know this is radical and difficult for your mortal
minds to comprehend, how about you all stop fighting with your words,
and live your lives! You go about the day to day practices of your
lives, worshiping your God or revelling in your city and enjoy
yourselves, without bickering over who owns what. Who cares? If it's
there to play in, play in it! Just try not to hurt it or spoil it for
anyone else.

I can safely say that I have grown extremely weary of reading about your
silly struggles and quote-throwing, all of which prooves nothing but
that the people making the posts are idiots.

How about you all stop fighting about it before I ask Uncle Twilight if
I may take the wood and turn it into a lake!

Pandora, Goddess of Mischief

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Daedalan, in the year 311 AF.