Achaean News
Logic sits phased in the dark reaches of Ashtan where no one can possibly find it
Written by: Chammilla Lena-Weltsdown
Date: Tuesday, July 16th, 2002
Addressed to: Everyone
It's funny, really. Up until a few Achaean months ago, I didn't even
know who the Serpents were. Not meaning to be an insult to the guild, of
course, as I am known for my less than perfect awareness of my
surrondings. All of a sudden, however, several of its members (which, I
pray, are in no way a direct reflection upon their guildmates) have
devistated logic with a sharp blow to the head with a blunk object.
First up, the lovely and everpopular Silvaria. Who doesn't know her?
Whether screaming at the top of her lungs "Duanathar! Duanathar!" or
running across Sapience faster than, I believe, has ever been seen
before, or, simply sitting phased inside the walls of a city, where,
very many citizens pray nightly to our Logos for her permenant end. Add
theft for no reason besides to cover-up the pain of isolation and
lonliness of having no friends, and you'll find a lovely example of a
mortal who should be squished beneith a Divine Shoe.
z
Next, not as well known, but equally hated is Darknight. Slain even by
his own family, he's a prime example of everything that is wrong with
the world today. Theiving from newbies and waving a moral banner in
doing so! What is his reasonings for lifting health vials off the
innocents? Because he is, as he claims, the first, last, and ONLY person
to ever be screwed over by city officials. *gasp* Gods, we were all
wondering who that one, single soul was. Stunning, perfectly stunning.
He promises to continue until Shallam pays! *shudder* Stock up on
archers, Shallam! He's a real danger!
And, my personal favorite, a man who describes himself as "the best
serpent in all of Sapience", DESPITE his long absence. Why has he
returned to us? Because we missed him so? *chin* The only thing I can
say is why would a man, so great, so incredible, so absolute in
perfection run from Delos to Ashtan phased?
I hate riddles. "Why did the smart-mouthed serpent phase when it was
time to put some cash behind his mouth?" *sigh* I fear the world may
never know.
Penned by my hand on the 13th of Sarapin, in the year 311 AF.
Logic sits phased in the dark reaches of Ashtan where no one can possibly find it
Written by: Chammilla Lena-Weltsdown
Date: Tuesday, July 16th, 2002
Addressed to: Everyone
It's funny, really. Up until a few Achaean months ago, I didn't even
know who the Serpents were. Not meaning to be an insult to the guild, of
course, as I am known for my less than perfect awareness of my
surrondings. All of a sudden, however, several of its members (which, I
pray, are in no way a direct reflection upon their guildmates) have
devistated logic with a sharp blow to the head with a blunk object.
First up, the lovely and everpopular Silvaria. Who doesn't know her?
Whether screaming at the top of her lungs "Duanathar! Duanathar!" or
running across Sapience faster than, I believe, has ever been seen
before, or, simply sitting phased inside the walls of a city, where,
very many citizens pray nightly to our Logos for her permenant end. Add
theft for no reason besides to cover-up the pain of isolation and
lonliness of having no friends, and you'll find a lovely example of a
mortal who should be squished beneith a Divine Shoe.
z
Next, not as well known, but equally hated is Darknight. Slain even by
his own family, he's a prime example of everything that is wrong with
the world today. Theiving from newbies and waving a moral banner in
doing so! What is his reasonings for lifting health vials off the
innocents? Because he is, as he claims, the first, last, and ONLY person
to ever be screwed over by city officials. *gasp* Gods, we were all
wondering who that one, single soul was. Stunning, perfectly stunning.
He promises to continue until Shallam pays! *shudder* Stock up on
archers, Shallam! He's a real danger!
And, my personal favorite, a man who describes himself as "the best
serpent in all of Sapience", DESPITE his long absence. Why has he
returned to us? Because we missed him so? *chin* The only thing I can
say is why would a man, so great, so incredible, so absolute in
perfection run from Delos to Ashtan phased?
I hate riddles. "Why did the smart-mouthed serpent phase when it was
time to put some cash behind his mouth?" *sigh* I fear the world may
never know.
Penned by my hand on the 13th of Sarapin, in the year 311 AF.