It's a well-known fact that your proud guild is the second largest
producer of sluts in sapience (second only to the druids)

Hmmm... Zero, let me thank you for being a constant reminder why I want
to keep pushing for an artifact muzzle . Or why I pray everynight before
laying my head upon my leafy pillow for the Logos to reach down with a
Divine bar of soap and clean out your disgusting mouth. I guess you
should remember that you said then when you find that no druidess or
sentinel will sell you herbs. *nose*

Always,
Chammilla Lena-Weltsdown

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Chronos, in the year 304 AF.