My dearest Malaclypse,

Dear Sir, you like your predecessor Hwolf have done absolutely nothing
but give me more and more to laugh about each day. That you would go so
far as to interpret my analogy of the bully to imply Ashtan and the
Infernals has to quite possibly be the most humorous statement I've
heard yet. Do yourself and your guild a favour and stop assuming. Also,
it would behoove you to stop flattering yourself. The intention of my
post was to do nothing but point out the obvious. If you go looking for
trouble, you will find it. And when you do, it shows far greater
character to accept your fate than to whine about the injustice of it
all, something I've heard you and yours do far more often than not.

Of course, you have made it quite obvious, as have some of your fellow
so called knights, that this point was far beyond your comprehension. I
should have realized that this may be the case and used smaller words or
painted a much plainer picture so that mayhaps you could better
understand the point I was making. In the future I will be sure to try
my hardest to keep my posts limited to monosyllabic words and simple
terms that so even the daftest of your guild might stand a chance at
understanding the words written on this forum.

As for my sanity dear sir, I do believe that it was you who did not
encourage that the Infernals seek to dismantle the government of Ashtan,
be it through internal or external pressure? Surely you cannot expect
the city of Ashtan to stand idle and think nothing of this. If you care
to start your little Cold War against the Bastion of the North, I had
hoped that you would beman enough to at least publicly state such a
fact, but of course once again your lack of character, though not
entirely unexpected, is disheartening.

I do hope you enjoy supporting Lord Sartan throughout this war with the
alliance. You may call them your closest ally, though I'm quite sure
many see them as your only ally.

Lady Deven Lucoster

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Ero, in the year 300 AF.