It would truly sadden me not only for Ashtan but even more for you
people
to see you crawling through the streets of Shallam. Personally I'd
rather become
a homeless wanderer than run the risk of one day looking into a mirror
and see another bloated churchie maggot staring back at me. Respect
yourselves.
Yours truly
Hamstrax

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Mayan, in the year 297 AF.