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Public News Post #9347

A mEtApHoR

Written by: Discordian Psychometaphysicist Lemon Ni'Choya, Confusion's Advocate
Date: Monday, January 21st, 2002
Addressed to: Everyone


WhAt Is ChAoS? i DoN't KnOw. MoThEr ErIs ToLd Me So.

Chaos is like a rabid animal. When you don't know much about it, it
seems cute and appealing. It seems friendly and approachable, at least
from a distance. But then you approach it... and it foams at the mouth,
and stares you down, and if you cannot run fast enough it bites you and
infects you with its incurable poison...

This is ChAoS.

On the other side of the looking glass... chaos is like a fluffy cloud,
laced with potato peelings and sauteed in tequila.

I kNoW nOtHiNg.

FoLloW cHaOs, bUt Do NoT lEt It LeAd YoU.

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Daedalan, in the year 297 AF.


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Public News Post #9347

A mEtApHoR

Written by: Discordian Psychometaphysicist Lemon Ni'Choya, Confusion's Advocate
Date: Monday, January 21st, 2002
Addressed to: Everyone


WhAt Is ChAoS? i DoN't KnOw. MoThEr ErIs ToLd Me So.

Chaos is like a rabid animal. When you don't know much about it, it
seems cute and appealing. It seems friendly and approachable, at least
from a distance. But then you approach it... and it foams at the mouth,
and stares you down, and if you cannot run fast enough it bites you and
infects you with its incurable poison...

This is ChAoS.

On the other side of the looking glass... chaos is like a fluffy cloud,
laced with potato peelings and sauteed in tequila.

I kNoW nOtHiNg.

FoLloW cHaOs, bUt Do NoT lEt It LeAd YoU.

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Daedalan, in the year 297 AF.


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