Greetings Achaea! *hugs*

Yes, yes, one of those extremely rare occasions where Deo is actually
writing a public post! Well, as you can see from the Subject, this...
*drumroll* Is a pots! A fair portion will be druidic (and they're
good... trust me, the druids are most unusual quite often) but we will
have many other things scattered. I have a lot of material, so there
will most likely be more than one. Well, without further ado, the pots:


Boys will be boys:
(Druids): Shade says, "My quarterstaff weighs 5 pounds *beam*."
(Druids): Violet says, "And you're wielding it to *roll*."
(Druids): Violet says, "Flailing it I bet."
(Druids): Dramon says, "I wield my slender wand sometimes at interviews.
I let Hawk hold it once, too."


From the lips of fools and babes:
Ximili Ximilus, the Vile intones, "I am so enemied to Oakstone. I'm a
moron."

A Herculean voice booms, "Talking to bloodroot leaves is the first sign
that you probably need some goldenseal."

Who loves Hawk? We do!:
A forceful female voice shouts, "Hawk's my hero!"
The divine voice of Caspian, the Ocean Lord reverberates powerfully,
"Mine too!"

Druids, weed, drinking... the rumours are true:
(Druids): Harkal says, 'Drood, wheres my chariot? i dunno drood, wheres
your chariot? drood, i just asked you. okay drood, did you leave it in
Cyrene at the kegger? no door, remember we were on it when we got pulled
over by the paladin? oh right drood... drood, wheres your chariot? I
dunno drood, but lets make a stop at west of central, the cactus weed is
giving me the munchies..."

Trill, Ward of Nature says, "No, make that a *totally* irrational fear
of bunnies..."

Bad Andelas, bad. No Bikkit!:
Andelas tells you, "You are an enemy of: Shallam, Sentinels, Druids,
Serpentlords, Hashan, Oakstone, Lupus, Aegis, Ourania, Magi, Geibodia,
Caspian, Fnord, Fianna, RoyalGuard, Juggalos, Phaestus."
(Shakti) Her warcry is known to be, '(Ashtan): Andelas says, "I was born
to seduce men."'

The awesome power of a newbie shortsword:
A robust male voice shouts, "Hey, I can still dsl, I have an axe and a
shortsword."
A powerful male voice shouts, "But it's a SHORTSWORD, for crying out
loud! what's he going to do with it? throw it at me and startle me?"


Return messages from people who.. um... well... what can I say? Read for
yourself:
Evantiser would like you to know that: Watch out! For all intents and
purposesConor is the Lord of the Dance!
Violet would like you to know that: Chammilla steals kids and turns them
into monkeys!! Stay away!!
Violet would like you to know that: Chammilla's returnmessage is a LIE!
*punt Chammi*
Chammilla would like you to know that: Dun listen to Violet! She's just
jealous that I'm cuter than her! *punt Violet*


Butterflies fight >back<!:
Olath slaps a gossamer butterfly on the cheek.
A gossamer butterfly lets out a blood-curdling scream.
"Eep!", Olath screams in fright.


Never try to welcome a new novice whilst drunk... I found this out the
hard way :
(Sphynx): You say, "Greetings xtra! I *hic* f you have not ahreaDy, cou
ne *hic* ed too readD HELP GUCIhDNOVICE jRUIDS for a wEalth of
ixforrmatttion yru neeedd to onow. Also, qf youh hhvwe not allReAdyy,
yoU wiml keed to abdi *hic* icaze yoofhr ciTiztenshmp, as druuhids may
nVt bbE a member of anny city. To do thpsh, type QUIT *hic*
-cittyname-."


Dramon's opinions on rites:
You tell Apprentice Druid Ysbaddaden Oorangi, "Between you and me...free
exp for kneeling? Oi oi."


Hawk doesn't like Zsarachnor...:
Baen-Drui Hawk, Aureliana's Guardian Angel says, "Stupid mother *beep*
has been running his skank *beep* all over the damn place for over
two*beep* hours now..."
"Baen-Drui Hawk, Aureliana's Guardian Angel screams, "STUPID *beep*
WORTHLESS *beep* VAMPIRE NEEDS TO GET HIS *beep* WHOOPED LIKE A TWO YEAR
OLD THAT GOT HIS FAT *beep* HAND COUGHT IN THE *beep* COOKIE JAR."


And that concludes the Pots. For now. *grins* There will be more!
Deo

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Glacian, in the year 296 AF.