This is only humor. It may be stereotypical, but... eh. ::shrug::

Anyways, here goes.

A Priest, a Templar, and a Kharon are in the courtyard of the Crystal Leaf Inn,
discussing who should die first. When suddenly, Hermes the Messenger(forgive me Hermes!)
appears. He's feeling boisterous and grants one wish to each of those present.

The Priest thinks about it for a moment, glances slyly at the Kharon, and tells Hermes,
"I wish for myself to be returned to my homeland, free from persecution."

Hermes nods and the Priest disappears.

"You're next, Templar. What do you wish?" resonates Hermes.

He, too, considers the situation and tells the almighty god, "I wish to be anywhere but in the presence
of a Kharon."

Hermes waves his hand, and the Templar vanishes.

The Kharon looks around, and tells Hermes, "I want my friends back!"

Forever Damned,
Gretyl

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Phaestian, in the year 196 AF.
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