The game known as RAT! is officially dead. It's beyond stupid, due to
its complexity. The rules for RAT! were simple. The RAT!MaStEr (me)
would tell everyone RAT! and they'd need to respond with an answer. The
correct answer in order to win was STANCE! although 'stance' would
suffice.

I'm surprised you monks didn't get this. RAT! STANCE! Think about
it...my game sucked.

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Sarapin, in the year 295 AF.