In the same spirit of Logosmas, I present for the reading enjoyment of
all my newest masterpiece which I call "Jingle Vex."

Jingle bells, Vexlore smells,
And he is insane.
O what fun it is to sing
About his lack of brains! Hey!

Jingle bells, his head swells
Larger every day!
And to think it's all because
He just couldn't get laid!


Penned by my hand on the 11th of Chronos, in the year 294 AF.