Well Vexlore I was thinking about what you said about the druids and how
you were going to rape me seeing as I am a niece of a church member and
I had an Idead PAYBACK! so here are some of my songs hehehe.
We Three Druids
We three druids of achaea are
Hauling infernal ass as we traverse afar,
Field and Fountain, Morr and Mountain,
Following yonder idiot who pissed us off,
Chorus
O, Idiot of Idiots Druids are Hauling Ass Tonight!
Westward leading, still proceeding ,
Guide us to the dumass who made us mad!

Born a Dumass on Ashtans Plain;
Pikes we bring to crown him again;
Dead Forever, Ceaseing Never,
Ha HA im stepping on your corpse.
Chorus

Voyria I have to thee,
Death owns a stupid ass a vist,
Hitting and Slaying, all men Razeing ,
Kill the Basterd Make him eat poo

Chorus

Myrrh gum is mine; its bitter taste,
Breathe some knowledge into your tiny brain,
Sorrowing, Sighing, Bleeding, Dieing
your going to end-up in a stone cold tomb.

Chorus


O come all yee hateful

Oh come all ye hateful ,
Stupid and Pathetic,
Oh come ye, Oh come ye, jump into the boiling pot of tar,
$AC+F12
Come and Behold it while it burns you to death,
Oh come let us watch you burn, Oh come let us laugh at you, Oh come let
us pike you you baster Vexlore,

Dashing thru the blood

Dashing thru the blood and guts,
In a one horse open slegh
Thru the slums of Ashtan we go
Killing Infernals on the way
Archers on Bob-Tail Platforms Making Basterds like you die!
Oh what fun it is to kill and sing a killing song tonight
Burning Ashtan, Killing Infernals Oh what fun it is to go on a killing
spree in a one horse open sleigh
O Jingle Bells, Vexlore Really Smells Oops we burned down ashtan
Oh what fun it is to kill in a one horse open sleigh


Im also avilable for kids parties, funerals

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Phaestian, in the year 294 AF.