Don't get a big head because I'm addressing you. That's the last thing
we need, a big headed churchie, moreso that Dresden. On another point.
Don't bother replying to my post, as I will ignore any of your feeble
attempts to communicate with myself.

As no one has to be a member of the church to know almost everything
about it, I will tell you now everything you'll ever need to know.

The Church (which makes up the majority of Shallam, includes Shallam) is
a wonderful way to begin a very evil life style.
The Chuch lies, is deceitful, and greedy.

But, most importantly, and the only thing you need to remember is:
THE CHURCH SUCKS
Amen.

- A. Ikari
P.S. - Die (Be glad I spent 1,000 gold on you, because that's the only
money you'll ever get out me, scum.)

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Lupar, in the year 294 AF.