Really dear brother, I'd think if You were going to order such postings
You would pick a scribe with a firm grasp of the common tongue and
perhaps a bit of eloquence rather than allowing such an unreadable
mishmash of nonsense to represent You.

But then, eloquence implies intelligence and it would be a shame if the
slave surpassed the master, wouldn't it?

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Sarapin, in the year 294 AF.