As I have ordered the Sarapin Sacrifice, and the posting of it upon this
news board, I find it very amusing that you get so upset at the little
messagers.

I hereby order all followers of Sartan to go urinate in the ocean.
Waterboy obviously needs to swim in warmer water, the cold oceans have
gone to his little brain.

Sartan, Lord of Evil

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Sarapin, in the year 294 AF.