This is an article calling for all Expwhores to unite as one!
Do you enjoy getting exp?
Do you enjoy bashing with friends and family to have meaningful bonding
over the corpses of ogres and mountain lions?
Do you hate it when someone over 200+% your might cuts you up into
little pieces making you lose that exp that you worked so hard to gain?
Then Unite my brothers and sisters!
Together we can be and Expwhore army and beat down those who wish to
take it from us because they don't want to bond over lions and ogres and
small children from Tasur'ke!

Oh wait... I forgot... I'm a pacifist..
Darn, that means I can only be up for the desk job.
Oh well! I support you fully my expwhore bretheren! Go out and bash
those lions!

I lurves you Viiiiii! *hugs her expwhore sister*

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Scarlatan, in the year 293 AF.