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Public News Post #9158

Evil

Written by: Calhoun
Date: Sunday, December 2nd, 2001
Addressed to: Everyone


I write this post in support of my personal friend Caled.

Caled showed immense courage today in his postings to the Lord of All
Evil, asking him to clarify on this practice of sacrifice. This
sacrifice as we see it, is when a horde of jackasses gather together in
Ashtan around Sarapin, and parade out of the City-State of Ashtan,
seeking to capture a ranking member of the church, or an Archdruid.
Unfortunately for them, a good portion of Sapience did in fact make it
out of 2nd Grade from whatever academy they attended, and understand
that 12 on 1 odds aren't very good. Logic urges them to goto a safe
place therefore escaping the "strong" hordes of Evil. After 2 more
unsuccesful attempts, the Sartanites look at each other, scratching
their heads muttering until some poor forest dweller, fresh out of Minia
walks by. They all clutch their heads in pain as the first logic though
of the night pulses through their heads as they contemplate the fact
this poor child has not the knowledge to repair his or her body or even
begin to defend themselves. After much grunting and flailing of arms,
the Sartanites descend upon the hapless forest dweller tearing off
clothes and beating the subject until their molestation of the humanoid
form draws to boredom, sadly resulting in the taking of the forest
dwellers life.

This sacrifice has become quite the Achaean comedy in past years.
Andelas has died to numerous forests, Antarax has thrown himself
repeatedly into Shallams defences, and Sartanites have whined and moaned
about who left the monolith sigil in Ashtan. The last time this ritual
had a real intelligent and rousing effect was in the days of Raajin and
Khejian when there was actually planning and guile in the enactment of
this Unholy Sacrifice. Now, it is just, Idiots-Day-Out.

The Order of Sartan is rumored to uphold strength, opression, and
solidarity. In some eyes those are strengths, in most they are
considered superficial virtues. But, as most of achaea is quite
tolerant, we accept them as someone who at least is faithful to
something. Unfortunately, that majority ends up regretting its kindness.

Lately, Sartanite strength has been defined as who can kill the most
novice druids in thirty seconds, or who gets the last hit in a four man
team, with a webbing warlock. Opression has been dispersed via the
Moronic hordes of webbing, teaming Sartanites, flocking to assault
something more intelligent than them. And lastly, solidarity, I haven't
yet seen this to be true, as apparently Strength is defined by numbers,
and opression is bolstered by pain inflicted by numbers, but who am I to
speak of Evil, I graduated from second grade.

A conclusion to this post would most likely be explaining to those of
Sartan than when one points a finger at someone, three others point back
at themselves. Those of Sartan are Evil. You have no friends, you have
no loyalties, you defend nothing except yourself, and you take pleasure
in nothing. To be this, you do not team in packs of 50 defending the
lost of a loved one, you scoff at it. You do not run from a paladin, its
weak! You stay and lose, ultimately killing off a weakling, aiding your
Lord in purging the weak from achaea. Until you can actually demonstrate
how you hold to the Seven Truths, please stop bothering the whole of
Achaea with your sacrificial banter and your babbling of how 'evil' you
are.

-Calhoun

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Sarapin, in the year 293 AF.


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Public News Post #9158

Evil

Written by: Calhoun
Date: Sunday, December 2nd, 2001
Addressed to: Everyone


I write this post in support of my personal friend Caled.

Caled showed immense courage today in his postings to the Lord of All
Evil, asking him to clarify on this practice of sacrifice. This
sacrifice as we see it, is when a horde of jackasses gather together in
Ashtan around Sarapin, and parade out of the City-State of Ashtan,
seeking to capture a ranking member of the church, or an Archdruid.
Unfortunately for them, a good portion of Sapience did in fact make it
out of 2nd Grade from whatever academy they attended, and understand
that 12 on 1 odds aren't very good. Logic urges them to goto a safe
place therefore escaping the "strong" hordes of Evil. After 2 more
unsuccesful attempts, the Sartanites look at each other, scratching
their heads muttering until some poor forest dweller, fresh out of Minia
walks by. They all clutch their heads in pain as the first logic though
of the night pulses through their heads as they contemplate the fact
this poor child has not the knowledge to repair his or her body or even
begin to defend themselves. After much grunting and flailing of arms,
the Sartanites descend upon the hapless forest dweller tearing off
clothes and beating the subject until their molestation of the humanoid
form draws to boredom, sadly resulting in the taking of the forest
dwellers life.

This sacrifice has become quite the Achaean comedy in past years.
Andelas has died to numerous forests, Antarax has thrown himself
repeatedly into Shallams defences, and Sartanites have whined and moaned
about who left the monolith sigil in Ashtan. The last time this ritual
had a real intelligent and rousing effect was in the days of Raajin and
Khejian when there was actually planning and guile in the enactment of
this Unholy Sacrifice. Now, it is just, Idiots-Day-Out.

The Order of Sartan is rumored to uphold strength, opression, and
solidarity. In some eyes those are strengths, in most they are
considered superficial virtues. But, as most of achaea is quite
tolerant, we accept them as someone who at least is faithful to
something. Unfortunately, that majority ends up regretting its kindness.

Lately, Sartanite strength has been defined as who can kill the most
novice druids in thirty seconds, or who gets the last hit in a four man
team, with a webbing warlock. Opression has been dispersed via the
Moronic hordes of webbing, teaming Sartanites, flocking to assault
something more intelligent than them. And lastly, solidarity, I haven't
yet seen this to be true, as apparently Strength is defined by numbers,
and opression is bolstered by pain inflicted by numbers, but who am I to
speak of Evil, I graduated from second grade.

A conclusion to this post would most likely be explaining to those of
Sartan than when one points a finger at someone, three others point back
at themselves. Those of Sartan are Evil. You have no friends, you have
no loyalties, you defend nothing except yourself, and you take pleasure
in nothing. To be this, you do not team in packs of 50 defending the
lost of a loved one, you scoff at it. You do not run from a paladin, its
weak! You stay and lose, ultimately killing off a weakling, aiding your
Lord in purging the weak from achaea. Until you can actually demonstrate
how you hold to the Seven Truths, please stop bothering the whole of
Achaea with your sacrificial banter and your babbling of how 'evil' you
are.

-Calhoun

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Sarapin, in the year 293 AF.


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