Jerle tells you, "What's so funny about my shout regarding fear?" - It's
funny because you aren't fear-inspiring

Azzazzello says, "Man, the human body is a wonderous thing, isn't it??"
- Grooks make better wall decorations

An impressive male voice shouts, "And Korr Impaled you all then
disemboweled you and fed your innards to his falcon Daisy because you
all shout Inane crap." - Korr

"Qwilleran says, "Damn priestesses always get me druunk."" - Shakti

Oonts tells you, "OONTS OONTS OONTS!" - Submitted by Zero without his
permission

"Nis tells you, "Thatss not a one legged man, thatss a no legged man
with a really big penisss."

Disciple Teffa, Initiate of the Fifth Order says, "What do harlots
actually do when you give them money??" - kids today...

Omny says, "I can decay anything I wish..chill whoever I choose..open
channels to the Chaos Plane, and summon entities...but I have the
hardest time in the world catching those dang butterflies..." - He said
what we're all thinking

Dinaste says, "Eep! Someone stole my penis!" - for the record, I hate
Dinaste and did so throw him into a Pit

Adonis says, "How the hell do you orgasm? does it give you more
health?""

Janduin tells you, "Tryste is a moron, thats why."

(Ashtan): Someone says, " Blah Blah Blah Bitch Blah Blah" - Archen

(The Winterhart Family): Darryl says, "Yeah, I have shouting breast left
too."

I'm taking this oppurtunity to point out that there ARE things funny
that don't imply genitalia or interaction of aforementioned plural noun.

I know someone who mails Gods their panties. - Hawk (the person's
panties or the God's panties?)

Khalid tells you, "Ill cram my lupine bow up your ass....sideways."

A chorus of cheering accompanies the graduation of Wanker, who is now
ready to begin life as an Achaean.

Save a tree, eat a beaver. - Fitz


Fate tells you, "Hmmm... Just tone down your Ximiliness."

Fate tells you, "I hear you've been misinforming novices, threatening to
kill people, and just plain disrespecting other guild mates. What do you
have to say in your defense against these accusations?" You tell Fate,
"Lies, lies, and more lies."

Calhoun tells you, "I dunno, Lupus deballed me.""

Nitestare says, "Morlana is only an expert with herself in bed nothing
more. - It's so true!

- Lemon put Ximili on probation.
- Ximili guilddisfavoured Lemon for: being a bitch.

That does it for Pots 5, perhaps the last Pots ever. I still think it's
amazingly funny how it's chaotic to have rules and structure within the
guild but not the least bit to make an exception for me for whenever I
tell a guildmate to suck an egg. While at the same time everything is
chaotic, except for what I want. If I didn't know better, this would
only prove that Chaos is subjective. Luckily I don't let women who need
to die get me worked up except for making a long closing paragraph to
Pots. I mean, it's not like I hired an Assassin to kill her twice,
right? Oh wait I did! Hahahaha. Die Lemon die die die die!

I will be releasing a pamphlet in a couple months entitled "Public
Posts: Making the Most of Your Money"

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Mayan, in the year 292 AF.