As mortals, it is important that we live our lives in an orderly manner.
Prior to my recent studies, I lived under the impression that being
carefree and ridiculous was the most fulfilling way to live life. I have
come to understand however, that people cannot function with balance and
proper, enforced order in their everyday lives.

Mortals have a tendency to fall out of line. To keep us in our line,
rules need to be imposed. The Occultists guild has begun to impose
structure upon its members, and the results were instantly obvious. More
productivity, less foolishness, and all around effectivity. We strongly
encourage other guilds to get their acts together.

Our first imposed rule was the banishment of exclamation points. We feel
that exclamation points cause excitement, and can lead to the disruption
of Order. In fact, we'd like to move that exclamation points be banished
from society entirely. Society will function much better when that sort
of useless punctuation is removed.

Furthermore, I have formed a small group for those who would like to
help promote Order among mortals. Speak to me if you are interested in
becoming a part of this.

Rules lead to structure, structure leads to Order, and Order empowers.

Lemon

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Valnuary, in the year 292 AF.