All pits that swallow you, your friends, and most definitely your
family, as well as any other mortal for that matter, are the
responsibility of those whom have paid the 12k for 'pit of despair'
service. In no way can I, nor any Occultist whom I speak for be held
responsible for your death or forgetfulness of fighting experiences.
Should a pit enable you to get by the Ogres and return to the land of
Minia, please consult the one who paid for the Pit, and they will
pretend they don't know what you are talking about.

Fascist Ashtanite Archons of Sapience spokesperson Fascist-Tsol'aa-Woman
says, "Our laws only apply when, where, and how we want them to!"

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Sarapin, in the year 292 AF.