Greetings!
Recently, the Social Mavens held a contest on funny warcries. Here are
most of the results, all of which are worthy of congratulations and an
award:
"I'll grind your bones to make my blueberry waffles!" - Azor

'Repent at smite of my.. oh my aren't these freesias lovely?!?' - Liskra

" I'll web ya and ye'll be mine cause I am the Arachnid-man" -Arachnid

Men are like toilet paper, they run out when you need it the
most.-Odessa

Men are like toilets, they are either taken or full of shit - Shetzah

The only reason I wiggle my feet at you is cuz I'm wearing this straight
jacket - Kolieer

Wanna see my quarterstaff? Hey! Not like that! *blush* -- Deonymus

GO TO YOUR ROOM!! -Caramon

GO TO MY ROOM!! -Linus

Squirrel power! -Angelina

Ew ei ewh ahah ting tang walla walla bing bang -Dyne

Shut the hell up you lil bastard or I'll shove your head so far up your
ass you'll look out your ribs and think you're in jail - Leonidas

I've tried to see things from your perspective, but, your head is so far
up your ass, I don't see how I can. - Twinklefoot

Thanks to all who participated and read!

-*Twinkletoes*-

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Chronos, in the year 291 AF.