This may come as a joy to a lot of you..well...I'd say all of you, even
the Gods, they'll probably pass around the divine equivalent to tequila
and get plastered with Pentharian dancin on the tables to some unheard
beat while Twilight and Sartan sit huddled in the corner puffing on that
Divinely grown weed comparing treachery stories. Gaia may eve stop Her
basket weaving to clip my leaves after this post. Who knows what could
happen after the "Praise the Lord he's Gone Godly Bash"

The point is I'm leaving this 'lovely' land for good. There have been
some fun parts and some not so fun parts..ever been with an overexicted
hormone motivated sultan priest? *shiver* I have, it aint pretty. In my
life, I've been a plant twice...I've seen some freaky stuff like
Tranquility's other hobby besides dying. All the rumors about druids
-are- true. I've seen Hashan destroyed by the coolest event achaea ever
had. I've seen so much stuff you can't even begin to imagine...I had a
lot of laughs (especially when Twilight got mad and pestilenced orem and
I for 2 hours, we had a contest who could die first, but we didn't) I've
even heard someone say the words "Who cares if I'm stupid, I can kick
your ass" (He promptly died to Cooper). All in all, I guess I can say a
lot of it was fun but I won't miss much 🙂

A couple tidbits of advice.
- Sarapis does not miss.
-Sartan never plays fair.
-If the web tattoo doesn't work the first time, trying 8 more times does
not help.
-The Gargoyle is the brains of the operation.
-if it has the word 'Dark' in its name, its probably stupid.
-Never make Deven mad, she's got a dirty mind.
-Never mistell you're out of herbs.
-Never mistell during sex.
-never mistell an orgasm
-If Estach mistells you an orgasm, its not an accident.
-If you don't like good or evil, kill 5 people on the other side and
have sex with the leaders, they'll count that as paying your debt to
society.
-When all else fails, buy artifacts, you won't die as quickly.
above all else, when a shrub rustles once, thats yes...twice is no, 3 is
goto hell and 4...its having a spasm.

Be well all! enjoy life and if you ever have the need to the name of the
infamous occultist with the leafy bastard sword, and put the letters CM
in front of it and you can talk to his spirit on aol! Freaky isn't it?

-Cal

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Daedalan, in the year 290 AF.