It was only one sheep, i mean, one sheep and your a pervert all of a
sudden? Everybody makes mistakes, and i don't think i should be made
o pay for one slight indisgression with a certain woolly mammal!

I mean people are gonna start to think i'm wierd or something, I can
here the chants now - 'Achaea, Where men are men, and sheep are nervous'

Yours normally,

Sir Harlequin The Kind

P.S Do inflatables count?
Penned by my hand on the 16th of Glacian, in the year 173 A.F.