Well, contrary to my original expectations, pimping Mystical visions
of the future of such high quality as "There will be a blizzard in
Hashan tomorrow" isn't making me much money. As such, for my latest
Get-Rich-Quick scheme, I'm setting out to locate the Other, so it
can sign this Merchandising Agreement I've drafted, allowing me
to produce such high quality Other Merchandise as the "Unmask the
Other Other" boardgame, "The Other's official biography" and of
course, the big moneymaker, a series of direct-to-newsboard
productions entitled "The Other Trilogy". Unfortunately, I've
had a few minor problems locating it, so I'm proud to offer the
unbelievable reward of "A lifetime supply of Moose-Berry Pie,
and 0.0002% of all profits I make in my Other Merchandising
extravaganza". Does it get any better than that? Possibly, but
its all I'm offering, so don't try holding out for more.
Anyone with any information should contact Thakren, third
Abominable Snowman from the Left, Hashan.

P.S. As a side note, I'm considering publishing a trial issue of
the Achaean Times. Anyone interested in buying Advertising Space
or submitting story ideas should also contact me.

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Daedalan, in the year 288 AF.