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Public News Post #8897

My Exorcism

Written by: Phainein Bambi, Incarnation of Oneiros
Date: Saturday, September 29th, 2001
Addressed to: Everyone


Without my knowledge I have of late been doing and saying some strange
things. A few friends noticed this and ran to my aide. If not for them,
I may have lived a long time afraid of rats and believing I was Sartan's
High Priest. Yes, I lived as a man for the better part of a month. In
case you are wondering, female is preferrable. What follows is what I
went thru to be rid of this demon, or vision, or whatever it was that
controlled me.
You say, "It will take more then one to make me sit and think your lies
are truths."
You say, "I am Sartan's High priest after all."
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony says, "Hold her down
Idempotent"
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony ties Bambi up in a
chair
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony says, "I'm a real
priest
You say, "Nothing to exorcise! I am in my perfect mind."
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony says, "Now don't let
her mess it up."
Idempotent peers at you unscrupulously
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony ties Bambi up tighter
You shout, "No, you filthy Churchie! There is nothing wrong with me, now
let me out of this chair!"
Mistress Jenara Nakanishi, Lupine Huntress shouts, "*rofl*."
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony shout, "Shh bambi
Bloodsworn, Dresden La'Seir, Elysian of Justice shouts, "Pray to Tarah,
Bambi, let the Logos save you!"
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony tapes over Bambi's
mouth.
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony breathes deeply and
takes some sacred dust out of his pocketbelt and lays it down neatly in
a circle around Bambi.
You shout, "MiLord Sartan, they are trying to wipe you from my mind! I'm
trying my hardest to resist.
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony places four incense
candles on the circle.
Bloodsworn, Dresden La'Seir, Elysian of Justice shouts, "Hail Sartan,
Lord of Justice!"
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony carefully lights the
candles while enchanting a prayer of purity to cleanse Bambi's soul.
You shout, "Oowwww, the pain, damn holy water!
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony continues to chant the
prayer while walking slowly around the circle.
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony raises his arms and
the dust begins to glow a strange mix of colors.
You shout, "How dare you do this to Sartan's High Priest! I shall
resist.
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony suddenly shouts a
prayer and banishes the demon to the plane from where it came from.
You shout, "Owwwww, the pain!!! Help me, Father Don't leave me.
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony breathes deeply again,
continuing to chant the prayer.
You squirm uncomfortably
You vomit up the contents of your stomach
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony chants a prayer to
heal Bambi of her ills as the evil spirits depart.
You shout, "Ummm, Lord Oneiros? Where have I been?"
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony says, "Are you back
Bambi?
You blink.
Idempotent Kressack-Ni'Choya almost faints at the host of evil spirits
that slide from the room.
Idempotent Kressack-Ni'Choya takes a damp cloth and carefully bathes
Bambi's face.
You shout, "The Evil has been driven from my body. I do believe I have
been cured! Praise Oneiros.


Please note, no disrespect was meant to Oneiros, Sartan or any other
Gods. All Gods deserve our highest accolades, but it sure is good to be
back to my normal self. I wish all others in similar situations the same
good fortune and good friends that I have found today.

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Mayan, in the year 287 AF.


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Public News Post #8897

My Exorcism

Written by: Phainein Bambi, Incarnation of Oneiros
Date: Saturday, September 29th, 2001
Addressed to: Everyone


Without my knowledge I have of late been doing and saying some strange
things. A few friends noticed this and ran to my aide. If not for them,
I may have lived a long time afraid of rats and believing I was Sartan's
High Priest. Yes, I lived as a man for the better part of a month. In
case you are wondering, female is preferrable. What follows is what I
went thru to be rid of this demon, or vision, or whatever it was that
controlled me.
You say, "It will take more then one to make me sit and think your lies
are truths."
You say, "I am Sartan's High priest after all."
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony says, "Hold her down
Idempotent"
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony ties Bambi up in a
chair
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony says, "I'm a real
priest
You say, "Nothing to exorcise! I am in my perfect mind."
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony says, "Now don't let
her mess it up."
Idempotent peers at you unscrupulously
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony ties Bambi up tighter
You shout, "No, you filthy Churchie! There is nothing wrong with me, now
let me out of this chair!"
Mistress Jenara Nakanishi, Lupine Huntress shouts, "*rofl*."
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony shout, "Shh bambi
Bloodsworn, Dresden La'Seir, Elysian of Justice shouts, "Pray to Tarah,
Bambi, let the Logos save you!"
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony tapes over Bambi's
mouth.
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony breathes deeply and
takes some sacred dust out of his pocketbelt and lays it down neatly in
a circle around Bambi.
You shout, "MiLord Sartan, they are trying to wipe you from my mind! I'm
trying my hardest to resist.
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony places four incense
candles on the circle.
Bloodsworn, Dresden La'Seir, Elysian of Justice shouts, "Hail Sartan,
Lord of Justice!"
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony carefully lights the
candles while enchanting a prayer of purity to cleanse Bambi's soul.
You shout, "Oowwww, the pain, damn holy water!
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony continues to chant the
prayer while walking slowly around the circle.
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony raises his arms and
the dust begins to glow a strange mix of colors.
You shout, "How dare you do this to Sartan's High Priest! I shall
resist.
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony suddenly shouts a
prayer and banishes the demon to the plane from where it came from.
You shout, "Owwwww, the pain!!! Help me, Father Don't leave me.
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony breathes deeply again,
continuing to chant the prayer.
You squirm uncomfortably
You vomit up the contents of your stomach
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony chants a prayer to
heal Bambi of her ills as the evil spirits depart.
You shout, "Ummm, Lord Oneiros? Where have I been?"
Holyroller Leonidas Sa'Rithven, Seraph of Harmony says, "Are you back
Bambi?
You blink.
Idempotent Kressack-Ni'Choya almost faints at the host of evil spirits
that slide from the room.
Idempotent Kressack-Ni'Choya takes a damp cloth and carefully bathes
Bambi's face.
You shout, "The Evil has been driven from my body. I do believe I have
been cured! Praise Oneiros.


Please note, no disrespect was meant to Oneiros, Sartan or any other
Gods. All Gods deserve our highest accolades, but it sure is good to be
back to my normal self. I wish all others in similar situations the same
good fortune and good friends that I have found today.

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Mayan, in the year 287 AF.


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