Cock-a-doodle-doo cluck cluck cheep cheep,

Caw caw caw, ssssssssssssssssss, arf bowwow ruff ruff ruff arf arf
bowwow. Tweeeeeet tweet tweet tweeeet tweeeeeet. Cheep, cheeeep
cheep cluck cheep cluck. Moo, moo mooooo moo mooo, moo moo _mooooo_
mooo mooo. Coo, ribbit honk riiibbit baaaa ribbiiiit RIBBIT ribbit.
Oink, moo oink coo baaaaa coo oink.

Sssssssssss,

Baaa ribbit tweet arf, Mooo cluck cheep

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Mayan, in the year 287 AF.