As some of you are obtuse pieces of flotsam without even the slightest
ability to comprehend the reality that surrounds you, allow me to
clarify:

There is no Other. When I mention the Gods triumphing over the being
responsible for this ridiculous panic, I do not speak of the Other. Why?
Because He, She or It does not exist.

Perhaps a rogue Celani is responsible for the madness. Perhaps a rogue
band of Grooks, after conducting insidious experiments, have developed a
syrum which is altering minds of mortals and have infected the water.
Perhaps the Lords of the Plane of Chaos have concocted this scheme and
are all having a good laugh at your expense. Whoever or whatever being
or entity is responsible, the Gods will respond swifty and brutally, as
well They should. Furthermore, whoever or whatever being or entity is
responsible is not a threat--they are a great annoyance.

I hope this has managed to drill its way into the brains of the
infinitely infantile brains of those subscribe to this ridiculous panic.
In all truthfulness, I don't know why I wasted 2,000 gold on any such
idiot.

Shub Niggurath

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Chronos, in the year 287 AF.