Greetings my fellow Achaeans.

I fear I must abuse your ears for a short time and say hello to all
those lovely new enemies of the Order of Sartan. I myself am an enemy,
and would be made one again over this issue. Is there some kind of
heirachy of enemies? Like, some are more seriously offensive to the
Twisted Lord of Evil Himself? If so, I would dearly enjoy being put even
higher on the scale by lending support to my brave, heartwarmingly solid
forest friends.

Having been troubled not, so far, for my actions which led to my being
enemied I can safely say that leading a calm, neutral, leisurly and
comfortable life in one's grove is condusive to the inactivity of my
aparrent enemies. therefore I wish to be harangued, taunted, sneered at
and generally abused by those who have been doing so to my brethren. It
is highly inappropriate that you Sartanites should persecute people for
not sacrificing themselves, when I, who laid my filthy, warm, fleshy
appendages on your Master in a revolting hug, (surely the highest insult
and most dispicable action) am left in peace to lead my life as I
choose.

Now that I am lending my support to those who wish to stand out against
the utterly ridiculous notion that we forest dwellers are somehow
inferior to you little naughty people who take pleasure in labeling
others, persecuting those who, but for a name, are the same as you and
genrally sneaking around and behaving in a most puerile manner, I fully
expect to be harassed, bullied and generally set-upon by mine enemies!

As for my fellow members of the exclusive club known as, people whom
Sartan doesn't like very much, I have this piece of advice:

Sit quietly in your groves, talk to your friends, enjoy your lives in a
peaceful, gentle manner. Dispense with coarse behaviour, such as bashing
and embrace harmony with nature. If my treatment so far as an enemy of
the order of Sartan is anything to go by, you will live your days in
peace, except maybe for the odd sniggering comment about what you have
done to deserve your "punishment".

Hail Lady Gaia, you give us life, love and beauty.

Armelia

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Ero, in the year 284 AF.