Achaean News
Women of Achaea. The Occultists in Particular
Written by: Whip Mistress of Ecstasy, Armelia Longshanks, the Dark Concubine
Date: Monday, August 6th, 2001
Addressed to: Everyone
My dear ladies
Long have I been bound in service to a Master. A Master who expects
certain things from me, as His humble concubine. My Master expects
unbidden loyalty, unconditional adoration, unshakeable faith and clean
socks and shirts for the week every Monday morning.
This life is not a difficult one, nor is it a stressful one. My mind is
not challenged by the right kind of softner to use, or remembering not
to let my Master eat yoghurt because it gives Him hives. No, simple
pleasures are derived from these things, the pleasure of creating a warm
and happy atmosphere, the pleasure of the feel of clothes straight from
the drier...
However, these things cannot challenge a woman forever. There are times
when we just need to heft a sword at someone's head in order to make
ourselves feel better. There are times when only incinerating someone
into tiny pieces of ash will do...usually when we discover that every
pair of socks we have washed today have got holes in and it's THAT time
of the month and the kids are rubbing food into the carpet which you
just hoovered and the jambaali just pooped on the curtains again and
He'll be home and minute to ask why His dinner isn't ready and if you
don'tGetOutOfThisHouseRightNOWyouAREgoingtoKILLsomeone!!!!
Therefore we must all have healthy hobbies. By all means cook and clean
and behave in the manner to which you were born towards your men, but
you will need hobbies. I suggest a marvelous course in "World
Domination-It's in YOUR Hands", or "Origami for the More Discerning
Woman-101 ways to use those forcibly removed testicles."
Sadly, even the most dedicated subservient woman gets PMS and needs some
kind of rage-venting activity, be it striving for power or money, or
learning to rip a mans jewels off at 50 paces and convert them into a
tasteful pot purri pouch before he's had time to notice they are gone.
Be warned men of the Occultists, bottling a woman up will work in the
short term, but in the end, something has to give...and what with you
being the breadwinners, giving is all you can do.
Ecstacy, of The Dark Concubines
Penned by my hand on the 25th of Lupar, in the year 283 AF.
Women of Achaea. The Occultists in Particular
Written by: Whip Mistress of Ecstasy, Armelia Longshanks, the Dark Concubine
Date: Monday, August 6th, 2001
Addressed to: Everyone
My dear ladies
Long have I been bound in service to a Master. A Master who expects
certain things from me, as His humble concubine. My Master expects
unbidden loyalty, unconditional adoration, unshakeable faith and clean
socks and shirts for the week every Monday morning.
This life is not a difficult one, nor is it a stressful one. My mind is
not challenged by the right kind of softner to use, or remembering not
to let my Master eat yoghurt because it gives Him hives. No, simple
pleasures are derived from these things, the pleasure of creating a warm
and happy atmosphere, the pleasure of the feel of clothes straight from
the drier...
However, these things cannot challenge a woman forever. There are times
when we just need to heft a sword at someone's head in order to make
ourselves feel better. There are times when only incinerating someone
into tiny pieces of ash will do...usually when we discover that every
pair of socks we have washed today have got holes in and it's THAT time
of the month and the kids are rubbing food into the carpet which you
just hoovered and the jambaali just pooped on the curtains again and
He'll be home and minute to ask why His dinner isn't ready and if you
don'tGetOutOfThisHouseRightNOWyouAREgoingtoKILLsomeone!!!!
Therefore we must all have healthy hobbies. By all means cook and clean
and behave in the manner to which you were born towards your men, but
you will need hobbies. I suggest a marvelous course in "World
Domination-It's in YOUR Hands", or "Origami for the More Discerning
Woman-101 ways to use those forcibly removed testicles."
Sadly, even the most dedicated subservient woman gets PMS and needs some
kind of rage-venting activity, be it striving for power or money, or
learning to rip a mans jewels off at 50 paces and convert them into a
tasteful pot purri pouch before he's had time to notice they are gone.
Be warned men of the Occultists, bottling a woman up will work in the
short term, but in the end, something has to give...and what with you
being the breadwinners, giving is all you can do.
Ecstacy, of The Dark Concubines
Penned by my hand on the 25th of Lupar, in the year 283 AF.