Greetings to all.

In compliance with the expectations that have been surrounding our guild
as of late, we have converted to an "evil" alignment. As of this post,
the Occultists guild has adopted a new "evil" view on things. We have
decided to be in accordance with what "evil" dictates as appropriate.
So, some new policies have been set forth.

All the Occultist men are superior. They can do what they want, take
what they want, and advance themselves to power however they see fit.

All female Occultists are inferior. Women are not permitted to be "evil"
or even have a mind of their own. From now on, women will be taking up
other important tasks. We will be focusing on cooking, cleaning the
guildhall, and birthing babies for future use (in cooking, or the
gaining of essence). We have developed an organizational system, so that
each woman gets her fair share of preparing meals for our great men, and
keeping the carpets in the guildhall completely spot free. This will
ensure that our men are content, and more efficient in their duties.

Having been so recently awakened to the benefits of an "evil" outlook,
the Occultists guild strongly encourages the other guilds of Achaea to
adopt a similar system. A man's place is in power; a woman's place is in
front of the stove. We are proud to be the first Achaean guild to
support this system.

If anyone has any questions, please direct them to a male Occultist. I'm
just a girl!

Lemon

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Lupar, in the year 283 AF.