To my little sister Gaia and her shrubberies,

I will stop the war for if you agree to this.

Unenemy all of my people who were enemied for actions during the wartime
effort.

I rather enjoy the innocent deaths and horrible hardships I have
imposed. It nearly brings a tear of joy to my eye.

However, if you truly mean what you have said, - 'Nature does not know
revenge or spite. End this now and let it be forgotten.' - then it will
be quite easy to for you to meet my requirements.

Of course, if your statement was nothing more then a distortion of
reality, then it is likely that my men will be forced to continue to
destroy your precious little playground.

Sartan, Lord of Evil

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Mayan, in the year 281 AF.