For years, I have wandered this realm alone, with only my loving son
Halo
to look after me. But as he's grown older and more dependent, he's
forgotten
about his dear old mother, and left me all alone. As such, in an attempt
to
unite the ancient and honourable Thudbutt family, I'm offering to adopt
any
interested parties. If you or anyone you know would like to become a
Thudbutt,
and be my adopted great neice of nephew, please, contact me...... make
an old
troll's last few years less lonely.

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Mayan, in the year 280 AF.