My Master, nothing current about Him, does not lead me around on a leash. I follow Him because He gave me purpose and meaning to my life.
Perhaps you should get a new master too? My Master only kills as punishment for insults rendered, not merely for existing.
As for the leash, you do an excellent impression of a mangy hound yourself. Go running back to your kennels, cur, and leave this business to those who are qualified.

Guiliaume

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Aeguary, in the year 271 AF.