Calhoun,

You are a pathetic little man, who does nothing but lie to hide his actions.

You should bash up to level 100, then let all of the people you wrongfully slew slay you.
Then bash yourself up to level 100 again, and do the same.

Then you should be shrubbed until your trunk reaches higher than the Bell Tower in the Basilica.


Penned by my hand on the 14th of Chronos, in the year 270 AF.