For those aspiring dark prophets, evil warlords, and general ne'er do wells' who may be having a hard time finding just the right words to describe to the general masses the horrible fate that awaits them at your hands, this is your lucky day!

Runesong, a minor vassal of Darden, the Baron of Silver Rock, has been kind enough to share his "Overwrought Melodramatic Evil Post Generator" with us.

You may seek its assistance at: http://runesong.com/cgi-runesong/weblibs.pl


Have fun!


-- Matt

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Scarlatan, in the year 265 AF.