When did Zero become the official speaker for the general public??
And why wasn't I informed?
Furthermore, when did 90% of you start hating me?
I know I've always had a strong following of those who vaguely dislike me.
I just didn't know anyone cared enough to hate me...
And certainly I never would've thought that a whole 90% of you would!
I'm so stunned. Zero, you have broken my whole image of life.
I don't know if I'll ever recover. Seriously. Ever.
Umm... anyway, I still love you all!
hugs and smooches,
Sadie

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Mayan, in the year 261 AF.