And Now For Something Completely Different:

Did you ever wish...

...you could dump a chunk of long-term memory to make room for new stuff
...you could step on a crack and REALLY break your mother's back
...the mirror didn't always tell the truth
...you could turn invisible and sneak into the girls' locker room
...you could turn invisible and sneak into the boys' locker room
...the Tooth Fairy wasn't so DAMN cheap!
...that Batman was a real person
...you could belch the alphabet (if you already can, my apologies)
...you could fart the Star-Spangled Banner (See Above)
...green meant stop and red meant go
...you could figure out why the glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle
...you could figure out why the glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle
...you could figure out why some people repeat themselves
And Finally...
...that the money in your wallet would mate and give birth in litters.

If you can think of any, please post --- yours truly, Talon

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Scarlatan, in the year 193 AF.
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