When you get pissed at your boss and have a urge to Kaichoke him to death
try to chop wood with a axekick
reach behind you to feel for a backpack for gold when you are to pay a bill in a restaurant
you nickname the lunchroom "fish street"
grab the local kids and take them to church expecting experience



look in the poor box at church and expect candles
when you call the local arcade the rock
when you name your cat patches and take her to crying girls
go to the ocean and expect a talking pelican
expect a disfavor when you frag up on things
go to a rock shop and grab crystals to do sonic portals with

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Valnuary, in the year 261 AF.