If your still amazed by Dalamar making a fool of himself or insulting
other people for tenuous reasons, then your either a very slow learner
or incredibly ill informed. In an attempt to ensure that all Achaeans
have a proper understanding of the nature of the Moose(TM), Thakdonalds is
sponsoring a Lecture, aptly entitled "To Moose(TM), or not to Moose(TM)",
and offering complimentary Mooseburgers to everyone who attends.
Location - Common Room of the Crystal Leaf Inn
Time - When I feel drunk enough to start
Order of Events -
1. The "How Dalamar became the Moose(TM)", an interactive Thak-tale
2. "Moosehunting - Career or Lifestyle?", the recruiting Infomercial
3. Interlude at the local Thakdonalds
4. Dissection of a Kalypso to illustrate Moose mating habits
5. Moose disposal - the proper methods of offloading that Moose carcass
6. Collection - Pass the plate, to help sponsor future Thak-lectures

I fully expect all of you to attend. Moose(TM) is an important part
of Achaean society, and if you don't know what I'm talking about....
well, neither do I, so your in good company.

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Sarapin, in the year 261 AF.