Your question is irrelevent, if you don't hand over our keys you will die
If you believe that one of our members has a key then you are free to
do whatever you wish to recover it/them. Of course, since you are incapable
of killing any of our senior members you will have to resort to pleading
for our indulgence.

Isildur.

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Ero, in the year 192 AF.
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