Ladies and Gentlemen and those whom fall between those cracks -

While I agree with what my husband and soon to be husband again says completely, let me fix his post a wee bit.

While everyone is invited, I wish to make it known I do not want to see ANY bloodshed at my wedding, damnit. I am sick of the threats of murder at my wedding, anyone I see kiling anyone at my wedding, friend or foe, I will arrange to have killed and don't doubt me. While I will not do the killing as it ruins my lovely image, I am bitch enough to have someone assassinate you numerous times.

There, that totally clarifies it, I do believe. If you canna stay completely unviolent, the solution is simple. don't come....we will update you with the date posthaste.

The girl who has hereby had the most amusing wedding in Achaea already and is going for a normal one now,
Whip Mistress Of Pleasure, Brownwyn Gore, The Dark Concubine

"Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befall's him." ~Romain Gary

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Chronos, in the year 257 AF.