Your behaviour is an affront not only to Eris,
but an insult to all the divinities. The word of a god, no matter
which realm they represent, is incontrovertible and a priori
true. I expect a full and public apology on this news board from
you not only to Eris, but to the entire pantheon.

Fail to do so and you will incur my wrath as well as that of the
Goddess of Chaos.

Daedalus, Guardian of Balance.

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Phaestian, in the year 191 AF.
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