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God powers

Written by: Vagrant Fwiffo, Accomplished Moocher
Date: Tuesday, September 5th, 2000
Addressed to: Infernal Zero, Ward of Raajin


I might as well throw my two cents in too. A particularly potent
power a God or Goddess could use on a particularly annoying
mortal would be something I like to call 'The Curse of the Happy Dance'
Upon striking a mortal with this curse, the target would lose
equilibrium and balance for several minutes, as he/she begins to
riverdance uncontrollably, while singing the following:
" <Insert god/goddess' name here> is very great
He/She is never wrong
<God/Goddess> is always right
...And that's why we sing this song!"

Might be interesting to watch. <shrug>

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Aeguary, in the year 257 AF.


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Public News Post #6603

God powers

Written by: Vagrant Fwiffo, Accomplished Moocher
Date: Tuesday, September 5th, 2000
Addressed to: Infernal Zero, Ward of Raajin


I might as well throw my two cents in too. A particularly potent
power a God or Goddess could use on a particularly annoying
mortal would be something I like to call 'The Curse of the Happy Dance'
Upon striking a mortal with this curse, the target would lose
equilibrium and balance for several minutes, as he/she begins to
riverdance uncontrollably, while singing the following:
" <Insert god/goddess' name here> is very great
He/She is never wrong
<God/Goddess> is always right
...And that's why we sing this song!"

Might be interesting to watch. <shrug>

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Aeguary, in the year 257 AF.


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