I would like to thank everyone who attended the celebrations of my
100th year in Sapience. A fine time was had by all, all the bars
were drunk dry (except Ashtans, but noone was drinking water
anyway). We had a respectable 8 deaths from alcohol poisoning.
And Ill not go into some of the happenings in a risque game
of Truth or dare.

Isildur.

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Daedalan, in the year 257 AF.