actually since you were adopted into our family before i was born and you are not really a Kressack - i disown you. you no longer have the right to call yourself a Kressack and neither do your family members (except Idempotent coz i like her). And how do I know this? MY parents told it to me on their deathbed while you were out cavorting and relieving your sexual tension with Humgii's.

Moridin Kressack, the one and (nearly) only.

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Sarapin, in the year 255 AF.