First of all, Bumble and I would like to extend our heartfelt thanks to all of those who came to our wedding. We had family, close friends, and complete strangers come to celebrate with us, and every person who dropped whatever they happened to be doing to come share the occasion made it that much more special. To those who couldn't be there because of the complete lack of forewarning we're awfully sorry, we simply decided that it was time for us to be married. We're particularly sorry to Mistie and Gelinna, they would have been bride's maids had we had our wedding like reasonable people, but we didn't, so they weren't.
My thanks to Darktalon, Cobra, and Gilgwaith for their spontanious and overwhelmingly generous contributions to my "Get the Wedding Guests Drunk and Fed Fund", without them our reception would have been a complete bore and the little boy with the mop and bucket we hired to clean up afterward would have been very bored. I would also like to thank Miramar for performing the ceremony on such short notice, and my wife would also like to extend her personal thanks for the inclusion of the promise to endure pain in the oaths.

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Glacian, in the year 252 AF.