Buttercups, I hereby declare war on you and your evil race! Look at you! All you do is sit there, you're so lazy! Sloth is a cardinal sin! And I (being holier and more righteous than thou) consider it my personal duty to the rest of Sapience to smite you down from your pitiful stalks!
This is it, Buttercups, (what kind of name is that anyway? You don't look like a cup, or hold butter!) you're done for! I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!
Kona, the holy and righteous

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Phaestian, in the year 251 AF.